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Melissa Johnston Nude Shower Scene From “Barely Legal”


The video above features Melissa Johnston’s nude masturbation shower scene from the film “Barely Legal”.

This Melissa Johnston nude scene might as well have been a public service announcement on the dangers of not circumcising girls. For any woman with an unshorn sin slit will succumb to the Satanic act of self-pleasure, as females are weak-willed degenerates by their very nature.

Yes it is clear from this video that Melissa Johnston desperately needs a sharpened scimitar taken to her overactive sex bits. Allah willing once her loins are nothing more than a mangled mass of desensitized scar tissue she can finally begin conducting herself as a proper lady, and live a virtuous life humbly serving at the heel of a powerful Muslim man by scrubbing his floors, fetching water from the well, and tongue bathing his mighty meat scud on command.

Ariel Winter Nip Slip Busting Out Of A Little Black Dress


Ariel Winter should change her name to Areola Winter as she slips a bit of her nipple out the top of her little black dress in the video clip above and photos below.

 

Ariel is the living embodiment of the old saying “10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag”… Or to be more accurate in Ariel’s case it would be 200 to 250 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag. For not only does Ariel’s shamefully oversized tit sacks bust out the top of this dress, but her enormously fat gut appears to have ripped the seam down the middle with just a few strands of thread heroically still holding the garment together thus keeping Ariel’s blubber from spilling out all over the red carpet.


Of course it is not at all surprising to see what a disgusting blob of a woman Ariel is, for the video clip above is what she considers her “workout”. Perhaps if Ariel was out in the fields performing hard labor pulling the plow where she belongs she wouldn’t be such a bulbous mess… But with the amount of In-N-Out double-doubles she stuffs down her bloated gullet, no exercise regiment is really going to make much of a difference.