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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Her Fake Billionaire Boobs


Forbes magazine recently revealed that Kylie Jenner’s status as a “billionaire” is as fake as her titties, as she was given the title after an accounting error credited her bank account with a nickle for every black dick she has sucked.

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Speaking of which, it certainly is surprising that the “Black Lives Matter” movement has not gone after Kylie Jenner yet… For more potential black lives have been lost on her face, breasts, and ass than the racist police could ever hope to gun down.


In the end, Kylie Jenner may never become a billionaire, but she has something money can’t buy… Of course I am referring to her extreme body dysmorphia and daddy issues… Because all the rest of her money can certainly buy.

Kylie Jenner Nude Boobs Outtake And TikTok Ass Twerking


The new nude outtake photo above from Kylie Jenner’s (in)famous completely see through photo shoot with V Magazine has just been released online.


It is certainly remarkable that Kylie continues to show her blasphemously busty tits when her fanbase is mostly made up of shit skin Sub-Saharans who are desperate to see her bare bulbous booty.

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Of course Kylie probably knows that her anus hole is her most valuable asset, as there isn’t a jiggaboo alive who wouldn’t trade his welfare check to see her spreading her big butt cheeks open. That is why Kylie continues to tantalize and tease them with her hindquarters in the TikTok twerking video above.


The abids appetite for depravity knows no bounds, and Kylie will continue to capitalize on this fact to stay relevant for as long as she can.

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For as a white girl with poor self-esteem, extreme daddy issues, and over-sized tits and ass, Kylie is the paragon pussy for every black man.

Kylie Jenner Nude Sex Tape Shocker






Kylie Jenner appears to have finally released her first official nude sex tape in the video above.


Of course Kylie filming a sex tape comes as no surprise, for it was always inevitable as part of the “Kardashian Klan’s Kode” (also known as the KKK) to success.


However, what is so shocking about this sex tape is that Kylie appears to be getting her well-used sin hole slammed by a white man. The reason for this is no doubt Kylie’s trans-daddy Brucelyn Jenner celebrating his 70th birthday. For Kylie wanted to do something special for him, but couldn’t think of anything to get a man who already has his own pair of tits and vagina.


So finally Kylie settled on fullfiling Brucelyn’s lifelong dream of having a daughter who has had sex with a white man… Which worked out great… For this was the first time that Kylie was able to record a sex tape without the guy running off with the camera to pawn it for rims and malt liquor.

Kylie Jenner Nude Playboy Photo Shoot Preview


A preview of Kylie Jenner’s upcoming nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine has just been leaked online in the pics above and below.


Reportedly this nude shoot was “directed” by Kylie’s baby daddy the nig nog rapper Travis Scott, so there should be many gratuitous shots of Kylie’s grotesquely over-sized glutes and bank account statements.


Of course we have seen Kylie’s titties once before in a previous shoot that she did for some obscure fashion magazine (in the photo below), so if Playboy does not deliver with a least a couple of shots of her banged out baby box and AIDS riddled anus hole it will certainly be a giant disappoint to Kylie’s legions of hopelessly depraved dirt skin fans.


For our part us pious Muslims will be praying that Travis’ savage Sub-Saharan brain could not figure out how to work the camera, and that he gave up and pawned it for some malt liquor and menthol cigarettes before taking any pics of Kylie’s blasphemously misshapen bare body.