Salma Hayek Mother’s Day Handjob Special


Actress Salma Hayek appears to record herself giving a handjob to a pathetically tiny infidel cock on Mother’s Day in the video above.

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Of course Salma Hayek has long been one of the top MILFs (Mother I’d Like to Flog) in the Western world, so it comes as no surprise to see her using the blasphemous pagan holiday of Mother’s Day to get her sick kicks stroking this miniscule man meat.


Yes, Mother’s Day is certainly an offensive holiday, as anything that makes a woman feel overly appreciated goes against the teachings of the blessed Prophet (PBUH)… However, that is not to say that us pious Muslims do not respect our mothers. In fact, I was quite close to my own mother up until the moment my father grew tired of her and decided to recycle her into compost… And to her credit the poppy crop that season did bloom remarkably well.

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Jessica Alba Gets Dick For Her 40th Birthday


Actress Jessica Alba appears to have gotten shafted on her 40th birthday yesterday, as she was gifted this tiny infidel dick to play with.


Not only has Jessica Alba had a long and successful career in heathen Hollywood, but she has made a fortune selling diapers as part owner of “The Honest Company”… So she certainly could have afforded a bigger better cock to play with for her big 4-0 B-day.


Jessica needs to realize that she only turns 40 once (and Insha’Allah she won’t be turning 41), so its time to loosen the purse strings and rent a proper Muslim meat pole. For this pathetic piddling watery load being shot in her face is nothing to the blasting of baby batter she would get out of an enormous Islamic ball satchel… Making this birthday one she would forever remember.

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Erin Moriarty Nude Audition Video


The video above appears to feature Erin Moriarty nude from the waist down while performing a handjob audition for her role as “Starlight” on the hit Amazon original series “The Boys”.


Of course this handjob video certainly comes as no surprise, for Jeff Bezos runs a tight ship and has a strict no penetration policy when it comes to casting talent… Also Erin character’s costume was originally supposed to display her nude sex organs (see above)…


But it was scraped at the last moment, and replaced with the much more subtly slutty version that see in the pics above and below.


In the end, Erin was no doubt extremely frustrated and disappointed that she would not be showing off her sin slit on “The Boys”…


As she probably auditioned for the role, thinking it was a casting for a gang bang.

Sophia Takal Full Frontal Nude Sex Tape


The video below features actress Sophia Takal’s full frontal nude sex tape.

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As you can see, not only is Sophia Takal a horse faced slut who does a piss poor job at cleaning her sinful sex bits in the shower, but she also strokes pathetically tiny infidel man meat onto her completely unremarkable titties.


This later skill is no doubt how Sophia was able to land her latest gig as a “writer and director” of a feminist #MeToo slasher film called “Black Christmas” about a group of college sorority girls fighting back against a serial killer who is terrorizing their campus… One shudders to think of the amount of piddly watery Jew loads Sophia must of had to take to her equestrian mug to get that stinker of a film made.

Rihanna Healing Racial Tensions With Handjobs


Move over Rose Parks there is a new civil rights hero in town, as washed-up pop star Rihanna appears to heal racial tensions by giving a white man a handjob in the video clip below.

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There is certainly no denying that by jerking this pasty penis Rihanna has done more to fix America’s race issues than that uppity Martin Luther King ever did.


And if Rihanna out on her balcony on all fours with her naked ass sticking up in the air like this does not squelch the riots currently gripping the US of A then surely nothing will…


For whether you are black, brown, yellow, white, red, or Portuguese, I think we can all come together and agree that Rihanna is a dirty cum receptacle that needs to constantly be choking on a man’s trouser nightstick… So in the immortal words of the late Rev King “can’t we all just get along“… by slamming the sex holes of this Sub-Saharan slut.

Kaley Cuoco Snapchat Handjob In A Car


“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco appears to have been caught on Snapchat giving a handjob in a car in the video above.


No doubt Kaley’s old fashioned sausage tugging will draw praise on social media, as she remarkably resists the urge to suck off this penis in an effort to stem the spread of the Chinese bat AIDS.


Yes, normally 10 out of 10 times a brazen whore like Kaley would be getting her tonsils tickled by this trick, but in the current environment one can never be too careful… Add to that the fact that this handjob required Kaley to use all five of her fingers thus confirming that this guy is definitely not Asian, and she should be commended for taking the proper precautions.

Emily Ratajkowski Jerks Off A Random Guy


Emily Ratajkowski appears to jerk a cock while out partying with friends in the photo above. According to witnesses a random guy approached the car Emily was riding in with his dick out, as it was leaving a nightclub on the Sunset strip at 3 in the morning. Emily then reached out and gave it a few quick tugs while her clearly inebriated girlfriends laughed and shouted encouragement.


What a lucky guy to have his penis touched by Emily Ratajkowski… Something that probably only 6 or 7 thousand other men have experienced. Of course it comes as no surprise to us righteous Muslims to find out that Emily is a sexoholic, for the blasphemously puffy nipples on her torpedo titties are a sure sign that she is a degenerate nympho.


Perhaps Emily would not be such a depraved cum queen if she had her sex slit circumcised like a proper woman…


Although with that said, there are just some females who are beyond all hope of helping, and after all these years of sickeningly sinful behavior it is probably safe to assume that Emily falls into that category.

Anne Hathaway Nude Headshots And Handjob Audition Tape


With an Academy Award on her resume and a role as “Catwoman” in the blockbuster Batman franchise, Anne Hathaway’s career seemed to be heading to the highest heights in heathen Hollywood. Now just a few short years later, Anne appears to be sending around fully nude “headshots” (above) and jerking off casting directors (below) just to be considered for a part.

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Yes, Anne’s fall from glory should be a cautionary tale for all actresses, that fame is fleeting… Especially if they are a fit heterosexual white woman. For as the progressive movement continues its accelerated march of “wokeness” in the entertainment industry, anyone who is not a member of 3 or more “oppressed” groups will likely see their privilege checked and be shown the door.


Of course Anne is just lucky that this Chinese funded leftist cultural revolution is not completely like Mao’s, or some obese disabled black lesbian radical would have shot her and dumped her in a ditch for being part of the bourgeoisie by now… But us Muslims will still continue to pray that things head that direction soon.