Category: Avril Lavigne

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Canadian “punk rocker” Avril Lavigne slips out the nipples of her newly bulbous breasts in the spooky outtake photo above.

As you can see when compared to Avril’s old itty bitty titties in the bikini photos above, there is something seriously sinister going on with her rapidly blossoming boob sacks.

And as Avril’s mammaries continue to expand with the heathen holiday of Halloween fast approaching, one can not help but suspect that dark magic is at work. Clearly something must be done before Avril becomes blasphemously busty, for her witch’s titty brew will only become more powerful in the dark days of October. That is why I am calling on all of my fellow pious Muslims to cast counter chesticle incantations using a potent potion made from eye of newt, Jew teeth, and a little paprika.